Many people are still sleeping at 7am... Other make renovation to pissed off the one who are TRYING to sleep😡 #badmoon #gotobedguys I love nights when I just sit at home, doing nothing, and having no one to talk to. #savemefromthisboredom Woke up with half eaten bag of chocolate in my hand and currently have a tray of tater tots in the oven--- I'm not stressed at all @Shelby_Maue Indianapolis is the most beautiful city in the world, right? Or is that Colorado? Now i'm not saying she's a slut, i'm just saying she's been pounded more times than the "I" in PIXAR... Those Brits and their subtlety. Why not ramp up the drama a bit? This scene needs more shouting! #thatsoriginal #McGanntStopMeNow Waiting for my appointment at the Dentist. This is the best kind of Thursday Morning. So it's Not Islamic eh? But they fight in the name of Islam...right...yeah..that makes sense #ObamaSpeech OMG I can't BELIVE the @ryleebolinsky followed me like FANGIRL much #sittinrightnexttoher #sleepova #ryleeshay wooow this witness story makes totally sense and doesn't feel forced at all #blargh #downton Be careful while talking to a #conventees, especially when they are loaded with Porsche convention at the Hunt Store...pretty sure they were jealous as I drove up in my Ford Fusion. 😏😒 So you have a horrible teenage life. Let me insert my Dawson's Creek for you. #Condescending #Teens #Joke That moment you realize your little sister is a fugly betch and she'll never be as hot as I am...😒😡😑 #sarcasmToTheMax http://t.co/dd0A9Qg70o Today has been great lemme tell ya.. @renolds_reigh @wijim500 Of what? Dimwitted trash? Yeah. Real jealous @CoachSeahorn_ 171 INTs in his career. Let's see how fast he can get to 200. Greatest QB of all time . Women have no idea what it's like! #antlers #nicerack http://t.co/XOj2JKjc79 So Melissa randomly showing up right when her mom says Alison is alive isn't sketchy at all... #PLL Don't worry guys. Next home game is fireworks night. Everything is ok @scattermemvar @PolitiBunny @E__Strobel @GregAbbott_TX Of course, cause I find it my "civic duty" to pay more to gov than i do God I'm so glad that you know me so well, and can tell I've been upset for the past 20 hours. I'm enjoying it so much! like hell yeah \m/ whatta 'bout you guys? #qotd #inspiration… http://t.co/IYtahxqvyH Love how all my friends just love going out #PartyAnimals While POTUS is asking for free crap... I think we all need free drive in movies. Or any other free family kind of thing. People are just SO badass when they flip off the camera.. #dumb @TomOrr777 @inkabinkabonk And the administration played right into their hands! Thanks a lot, really! why thank you for logging me out right before i start watching a stream twitch... I love being indirectly called trashy because I smoke and have tattoos... @WSJ Rihanna is a superstar athlete, so this makes perfect sense @whitneyltuttle @sargentcass Uffda. He sounds like a charming fellow. watching Disney channel with my sister haha what a Friday night! I swear broke people are the best financial coaches @DanWosHere @JulianBurnside @sarahinthesen8 Daniel this is lone wolf, don't be islamophobic. #sarcasmo Hey @JakeBugg very original album title "Shangrila." Never heard that before #JimmyFallon @MKBHD This changes everything...again. Seriously, though, how could anyone get excited over another iPhone? Especially seeing what Omg, run the government, media, everything, please. Just do it, your views are perfect. You could teach everyone everything. And I'm in the freezers, my day gets better and better. Young angry protestors in Hong Kong. This is my best friend Leo, a violent example of #OccupyHongKong. http://t.co/PgEoNS8Af7 Final play of the game last night. Guess you missed that one too, huh NBA? Job well done. http://t.co/L6oH79PQhe @Beau1u right, because why should we have freedom when the government can tell everybody how to live.... Have a lovely sunburn from yesterday OMG I can connect to Xbox live using my iPhone as a hotspot but no longer with my ISP router/modem.. Thank you @KPNwebcare #sarcasme @questions_faith You know theists understand sarcasm ;-) #more // I love to steel a salon wi-fi @BoBelieves see this is why you my bestie!! I have you to remind me to hurry up and get home to watch the game... Great, John Boner is Speaker again. I'm sure that if we gave Obama a 3rd term he would do a better job too God is no respecter of persons... As long as you are a Jew or 'Merican! #sarcasmsaturdays Amopé, because flinging your dead foot skin further than the average pumice is sexy. #apple predictive texts works the same way as the first apple maps worked. #flawless you aren't annoying at all.... Another horrendous looking day in Santa Barbara. http://t.co/4xGr7KQrLO Don't be fooled by the average smile... The sarcasm and devil inside are yet to come #selfie http://t.co/eelW99z3Y8 @Lunchboxhero45 that was a great play!!! 🙈 @Pirates @BennyTheeJet: So glad I started Cousins in fantasy! He is putting on a show!! #TookTheWordsOutMyMouth @timesnow CBI, NSA, IB RAW must retire now.. times now is doing great job..!! When your roomie sends a horrible snap of you to one of her friends >>>>> 😊🔫#roommategoals #notreally Aw guys chill out with all the good morning texts 🙈 #atitsfinest this was a fantastic end to my birthday I get to wash 3 sink full of dishes😍💁 #yay The day after Mother's Day it's always heartwarming to see a Mom and sons working together. http://t.co/cbaLRaMulc 2 flight, 2 delays, 2 "over sold situations". Thanks @AmericanAir this has been a wonderful experience. #IShouldHaveFlownSouthwest .@BariLeia heaven forbid we encourage a non rape culture on our campuses. That story is ridiculous. cc @UcalgaryCASE and Too Much Crap!: #Pregnancy #Bikini #Contest… Cool! #Where … http://t.co/XUXVam8sML This day is off to a great start #ineedanap #badgers lol loveeeeeeeee lifeee @JDTIPS @Philby1976 so minorits should be robbed of their rights just because they are minorities, yes, that makes sense #sarcasmOut First football game is tomorrow and I get to wear dress code to it 😁 👎 #GoTigers Yeah there is a lot of fish in the sea just looks like I suck at fishing! #mistake #boys Omg @juanybeats wants to make a song with me ! :0 Thank goodness #DC cools down in September... 3rd straight day of 95 degrees/humidity